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200 stupidest things said in an instance...
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vettros
Older days, back in early BC on my server, there was a guild called CoC/LoC (main/off guild) that...basicly were a bunch of idiots in denial. I get invited to a run for Shattered halls (supposedly a speed run due to an amazing raid geared tank.) So i accept and after summoned i realize, crap...4/5 LoC. We started it okay, till the gauntlet hallway, I'm sure everyone remembers this one. Keep running avoid the fire. Well, no one told there "Amazing" tank this. He insists on standing directly in the fire...Every fire.... After about 3 minuites of him screaming over text at us of "Why am I dieing" i explain....
Fire=Hot...Hot=Burn...Burn=Damage...Damage=Death.
No idea why..but i stuck around for one more shot at it. Again..fire.. The healer pipes up with. I dont understand. I'm healing him. Of corse, like anyone else would, i sighed, and trying to keep myself calm say somthing I actually read and someones sig on here. "You pay $14.99 to play the game your way, but all of us pay $14.99. So do some basic math, and find out how to play your class."
Edit for a crack on myself:
Was a while back when i used to play with family. We decided to run a reg. Nexus.
Prot warrior: Me
Arcane mage
Priest-holy
Druid-Feral
Hunter-Marks
We get up to the last boss, back before i started in with a lot of addons, but i had one on the right side of my screen I didn't notice my sword was yellow. So we get into the last boss, start beating the hell out of her as fast as we can. About 1/2 way into the fight my sword breaks. I quickly realize it did and am searching through my bags for a back up. Luckily, i'm an engineer. So I grabed my Wrench and being to beat away. Needless to say, we wiped. After getting a ration of crap from my sister-mage- i repair and get back in. Still managed at lvl 74 to pull almost 1.5k dps with a wrench. It made me smile.
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Post by
Shayler
In PoS, The healer, After aggroing the two proto-drakes and about 3 skeleton guys, "I'm the healer, ****ing save me!" now.. why was hte healer going first. why didn't the healer jump off the ledge, when i(the tank) had already..? the protos ran up the wall and left me swinging at air -.- And I get blamed?
Post by
hispanoloco
doing BF or ramps (cant remember) retadin, hunter (me), preist (healer) lock, warrior (tank). everyone manages to die on a pull except the reatadin.
Preist "can you rez us?"
retadin "i cant rez"
preist "WTF why not?"
retadin" well i figured since i can't rez my self why do the quest?"
preist types in naughty words and leaves.
ha ha ha.....classic! I once had a level 40 holy pally tell me that in SM. His excuse, "that quest required to much travel, so I never did it".....my response..../ignore...../leavegroup....
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