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HoleofArt
I ran H HoS the other night for the daily in a PuG. General annoyances aside, this was the gem of the night:
We have a holy priest (me!), prot pally (guildie), a hunter, a destro lock, and an elem shaman, all pugged.
Hunter: port to dal?
Group: ....
Hunter: cmon open a port to dal
Warlock: Who?
Hunter: the priest
Hunter: ffs open a damn portal for us
Me: excuse moi?
Hunter: y arent u opening a port to dal?
Me: because I'm a priest.
Hunter: so open a port
Me: ...
Me: I'm a priest.
Pally: hunter, what classes can open portals?
Hunter: priests
Group: ...
Hunter: jus open a f***in portal!
Me: uh.... okay! I'll open a portal
Me: (whispered to the lock and shaman) I'm going to put a green flare down. when I do, start hearthing, k?
So I threw the green smoke flare down, and the rest of us started hearthing. A few seconds later, after we all end up in Dalaran and had disbanded...
Hunter: (/tell) wtf wheres the port?
Me: you clicked the green thing, right?
Hunter: i am but it doesnt do nething
Me: it can get buggy sometimes, just keep trying
/ignore
Three things I learned from this encounter:
1.) I hate hunters.
2.) I hate people who buy accounts.
3.) I hate people who sell accounts with hunter toons on them.
Hey nowwww. Not all hunters are huntards >.<
Just like not all DKs are donkey kongs.
Hunters just used to be crazy good so all the noobs went to us to try and faceroll (This was when BM was the top spec). Now that theres another class on top thats faceroll, a lot of noobs went to them, (DKs). Oh, and retadins. Can't tell you how many retarted retadins I've seen lately.
Eventually, the noobs will move on to another class.
FotM anyone?
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cosmicguen
I ran H HoS the other night for the daily in a PuG. General annoyances aside, this was the gem of the night:
We have a holy priest (me!), prot pally (guildie), a hunter, a destro lock, and an elem shaman, all pugged.
(Priest portal discussion ensues)
Yeah, when people are 80 and don't know things like mages make portals, I have to say I smell Ebay aaaaalll over them. Like a guy (a DK, unfortunately - I can't help it!) who joined a guild we work with to raid. I spent ten minutes explaining to him how to open his world map and zoom in/out on the different zones... This made me suspicious enough to check his armoury. Lots and lots of 25man raid achievements, although crappy (tank) gear and fairly cookie cutter (tank) spec. Yet insisting he come on runs as dps. Needless to say, he didn't last long.
On topic though, I had two today...
Standing around Dalaran on my
hunter
, got my pretty kitty sitting quietly next to me and I'm happily rearranging my bank. The warrior standing right next to me /w me...
Warrior: DPS?
Me: ...no. heals, lol :P
Warrior: kk. gundrak hc
Warrior has invited you to join a group
Mhmm...I figure he just ignored my sarcasm, so I join. Sure enough, the warrior's looking all tanky and we've got a ret pal, a druid with lots and lots of mana (so not feral) and a shammy. Off we go.
First trash pull I saw druid HoT's on the warrior, so settled in for a good run. Cleared the three snake groups before the first boss and:
Warrior: ffs. heal me!
Group:...
Warrior: you said you were heals so do ur job
Me: who, me?
Warrior: yeah
Me: I'm a hunter. I don't heal
Warrior: ffs. you heal ur pet, so heal me the same way
Me: you're not my pet...
The guy continued a bit with the expletives and ranting, while the druid took it upon himself to quietly swap specs to Resto. We finished the run in pretty good time, no deaths - the guy was a good tank, just a bit stupid, and pretty open with his cursing :D
Ten minutes after I got back to Dalaran my sister /w me on her rogue. Someone had just asked her if she was resto specced.
I know Thunderhorn is short on healers, but come on people...
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"I forgot my Shield."
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Mastropierro
Back in the Kara days, my guild had to bring in a PuG dps, and we were on Aran. The guy said he had done the fight before, but when we said "Flame wreath, don't move" he jumped around like an idiot saying "What's that?". We wiped. A lot.
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rigel
I was in UP Hc, with an Ele Shammy, 2 DK's and a Holydin, me being the Tankadin myself. I keep on noticing my HP is dropping like hell despite being defcapped and having quite enough avoidance. I /w the healer about it. After minute or so, he responds with "I can't heal you very good. Turn of your
Divine Plea
. You know I'm a Paladin too, right?"
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Borther
Why sometimes VoA 25 is just damn annoying >_<.
Me: Alright, everyone ready?
*ready check, everyone ticks yes*
I pull first mob and we make swift work of add.
Raid continues to move on to the intersection which splits between Emalon and Archavon. Druid and his hunter friend stands at Emalon area.
Me: Guys, were doing Archavon first
Druid: But if we do Archavon then were saved but if we do Emalon first and we dont do it at least we aren't saved.
Me: Dude, if we do Emalon first and wipe, then chances are raid will disintergrate. At least if we do Archavon first and check the damage meter, we can check whether or not we can do Emalon.
Druid: Were doing Emalon first.
Me: ...
Raid starts moving to Archavon
Druid: Where the hell you lot going?
Me: Archavon
Druid: AMG! Were doing Emalon first or I'm leaving >_<
Raid pulls add and kills it. I go over tactics to make sure people understand. Druid and Hunter STILL at Emalon. Suddenly I see someone in party getting hit like mad and turn around and taunt the add to make sure that noone else dies. We kill the tempest warder.
Druid: Your a bloody noob
Me: What for?
Druid: I started attacking the first Tempest Warder and you werent there to hold aggro!
Me: >_<
*kicks Druid*
Hunter leaves
Druid: OMFG
/ignore.
Sigh...
your ^&*!in retarded for doing archavon first, sorry
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Post by
Corilithon
Why sometimes VoA 25 is just damn annoying >_<.
Me: Alright, everyone ready?
*ready check, everyone ticks yes*
I pull first mob and we make swift work of add.
Raid continues to move on to the intersection which splits between Emalon and Archavon. Druid and his hunter friend stands at Emalon area.
Me: Guys, were doing Archavon first
Druid: But if we do Archavon then were saved but if we do Emalon first and we dont do it at least we aren't saved.
Me: Dude, if we do Emalon first and wipe, then chances are raid will disintergrate. At least if we do Archavon first and check the damage meter, we can check whether or not we can do Emalon.
Druid: Were doing Emalon first.
Me: ...
Raid starts moving to Archavon
Druid: Where the hell you lot going?
Me: Archavon
Druid: AMG! Were doing Emalon first or I'm leaving >_<
Raid pulls add and kills it. I go over tactics to make sure people understand. Druid and Hunter STILL at Emalon. Suddenly I see someone in party getting hit like mad and turn around and taunt the add to make sure that noone else dies. We kill the tempest warder.
Druid: Your a bloody noob
Me: What for?
Druid: I started attacking the first Tempest Warder and you werent there to hold aggro!
Me: >_<
*kicks Druid*
Hunter leaves
Druid: OMFG
/ignore.
Sigh...
I agree with the druid, unless most of the raid is undergeared and in need of the T7/T7.5, do Emalon first. I personally wouldn't join a group that was doing Archavon first, as I know a lot of people wouldn't.
Now when Emalon first came out and was at least somewhat hard, yeah, it was fine to just skip him and go get the easy kill. But these days it's easy enough that you should really just try emalon first.
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Corilithon
Yeah, no reason to spite-pull like that, should have just quietly left.
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