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What's your favorite pick-up line?
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Post by
ZombieJesus
I personally like, "Does this smell like Chloroform to you?" or "What time do your legs open?"
lawlz the last ones a bit crude though.
Post by
Azazel
Do you know what I call girls that run faster than me?
Virgins.
Post by
ZombieJesus
Do you know what I call girls that run faster than me?
Virgins.
nyahahahaha xD
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Post by
ElhonnaDS
Those are all interesting. If you're looking for on that might actually work, how about "Hi, what's your name?"
Post by
Azazel
I'll take my chances with those above.
Post by
Adamsm
Those are all interesting. If you're looking for on that might actually work, how about "Hi, what's your name?"
But, then they have to actually act like human beings instead of cavemen.
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240140
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Post by
ZombieJesus
Those are all interesting. If you're looking for on that might actually work, how about "Hi, what's your name?"
Where's the fun in that?
I like getting slapped.
This ones oooold but w/e
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
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Post by
Azazel
Now that I think about I've been slapped by more women than I've been kissed by.
Post by
Adamsm
Really wonder why that could be.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
Do you know what I call girls that run faster than me?
Virgins.
Do you know what they call guys who use this pick up line?
Same answer :)
Post by
Azazel
As if I would risk using it lol. It was a joke inside a joke. JOKECEPTION. No need to get offensive nonetheless.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
Was just teasing- sorry if it came off as overly agressive. It just seemed to fit too well.
In the spirit of cooperation, I'll add a ridiculous pick-up line to the mix:
Him: Did it hurt?
Her: What?
Him: When you fell from Heaven?
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124027
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Post by
ElhonnaDS
I have not been a fan of the making out with someone with a tongue piercing thing. It's just distracting. It's like watching a movie, and then someone is shining a laser pointer on the screen. You still can enjoy the movie, but your eyes keep going back to the laser pointer, and being like "What is that?" Just personal preference, though- nothing against people who have or like them.
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Azazel
Was just teasing- sorry if it came off as overly agressive. It just seemed to fit too well.
I see, no offense taking.
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Interest
Was just teasing- sorry if it came off as overly agressive. It just seemed to fit too well.
In the spirit of cooperation, I'll add a ridiculous pick-up line to the mix:
Him: Did it hurt?
Her: What?
Him: When you fell from Heaven?
Her: Awwww...
Him: Because your face looks $%^&ed up.
Had to do it.
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