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What's your favorite pick-up line?
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Patty
Jesus, they should start training assassins in stilettos.
Well... they'll both still $%^& you over big style, lol. It's just that because the force is concentrated on a smaller area in stilettos, it's more being applied. However, it's on a lesser overall surface area than an elephant. xD So, it'll do more damage, but to a smaller area. Either way, you're still basically !@#$ed. In conclusion to my hypothesis to make it sound more scientific.
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Orangutan
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while. Then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful. The sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
Wedding crashers?
Nope. Far as I know, that 'line' predates Wedding Crashers. However, I will grant that it does sound like something that would come out of Vince Vaughn.
Also, I'm fairly sure that if one could get through that entire paragraph without missing a beat or stumbling over words, you would at the very LEAST have your target's attention.
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