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NEXT WEEKHello Ladies and Gentlemen!You are watching Silvermoon-Night Smackdown and with you is "Jack" Pisarek Slamfix and my close friend and Poker Parthner DrinkHi Jack and hello to you fellow fans of WoW,today we have and amazing Main Event!Our WoW Champion Gul'dan is going to defend his Championship in a non-other but a Gaunlet Match!
Indeed its going to be an epic match Drink,but first we will see a rather angry WoW-Star sharing her opinion on tonight's Gauntlet Match.
'Sylvanas's Music begins as she enters the ring'I am Sylvanas Windrunner!Banshee Queen of the Forsaken and a leading Wow-Star in this business.I've been in WoW for so many years now and i cant believe that firstly i did not have a match at Midsummer Slam and secondly i am not chosen to participate tonight in the Guantlet match!This is....Drink:
Ow my God!Look!Jaina is coming out of the ring and ambushing Sylvanas from behind!Look!Its the finisher Frost Refresher!What a move!"Jack" Pisarek Slamfix:
Indeed,these two have a deep rivalry between them Drink,i am honestly not suprised.And now it is time for a well loved (or hated) Reclame!
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Jaina beats up Sylvanas with her ice cold hands and just as she was gonna grab a steel chair the Smackdown General Manager Lor'themar Theron's
music starts as he shows up.
This is not a street fight Jaina,you are gonna fight fairly.If your so eager to show of your icy tallent then your gonna have a Fatal Four Wat match tonight,the winner will be participating in tonight's Gauntlet Match.For the Fatal Four-Way its gonna be you versus Sylvanas Windrunner versus Varimarthas vs a former Azeroth Heavyweight Champion the Lich King Arthas!
Sylvanas crawls up to the first turnbuckle and eyes Jaina with hatred as she also makes way to the second turnbuckle.And then Varimarthas's
music begins as he approaches the ring.
'You are all doomed' he says as he enters the ring.Moments later the lights went out as Arthas's
music sounds on.Suddenly the lights turn up again and Arthas appears in the center of the ring.
The Match Begins!"Jack" Pisarek Slamfix:Ow my gold...aahh...lord!Look Drink!The match just begun and Jaina assaults Sylvanas with some viceous Frost Punches.
Drink:Ow indeed!And look at Varimarthas and the former Lich King & Azerothian Heavyweight Champion Arthas.They are eye-ing each other,not making a single move.
"Jack" Pisarek Slamfix:This is a phsycological battle Drink,i remember back in my days in the ring.When Arthas looked at me with that cold expression on his face i started forgeting all of my moves and all of my wrestling strategies!
Drink:His cold look sure is scary Jack but to me Varimarthas just doesnt seem intimidated!
"Jack" Pisarek Slamfix:Oh look!Sylvanas and Jaina are both on the top of the turnbuckle!
Drink:OH NO!
-BAM-"Jack" Pisarek Slamfix:What an Earth-Shaking superplex by Jaina!
Drink:However,i think she got hurt aswell.
"Jack" Pisarek Slamfix:She sure is Drink but look!She is getting up like a real man...or...ugh...woman!
Drink:And a boot to the face by Varimarthas just as Proudmoor got up.And now!Arthas kicking Varimarthas in the stomach!
"Jack" Pisarek Slamfix:Are we gonna see the Scourgestone ladies and gentlemen?
Drink:NO!Im afraid not as Varimarthas jush pushed Arthas and flyed over the ring!
"Jack" Pisarek Slamfix:Sylvanas is knocked-out and Jaina is barely getting on her feet.
Drink:LOOK!Aw my God!We have a contact!
"Jack" Pisarek Slamfix:Arthas Scourgestoned Jaina and is now going for the pin!
Referee:1...2...thr
"Jack" Pisarek Slamfix:And Jaina found the power to get up somehow.
Drink:Unbelieveable...simply amazing!
"Jack" Pisarek Slamfix:Goldness Gracious!Varimarthas returns with a flying DDT to Arthas.
Drink:And now Varimarthas is distracted,this gives an oppurtunity to Proudmoore!
"Jack" Pisarek Slamfix:Jaina Proudmoore is going for the Frost Refresher!
Drink:All my great bottles of Coca Cola!Varimarthas counters and now!
"Jack" Pisarek Slamfix:He's got Jaina locked it!Yes!The Bat-Choker Submission hold is locked in!
Drink:Can Jaina survive this one?Sylvanas is knocked out and Arthas still hasnt recovered from that devastating DDT!
"Jack" Pisarek Slamfix:Varimarthas is giving all he's got to maximize the pain from that Bat-Choker.
'After 2 minutes of screaming and watching'"Jack" Pisarek Slamfix:And Jaina gives up!Thats it!Varimarthas won!
Drink:Indeed he did!He is going to be the final participant in tonight's main event,a Gauntlet match in which Gul'dan is going to atleat try defend his WoW Championship.
"Jack" Pisarek Slamfix:Now this is what i call a show Drink,next time somebody tells me Ironforged Raw is better then Silvermoon-Night Smackown im gonna put a grenade in his face!
Drink:And now ladies and gentlement we are gonna have a lovely (or deeply hated) Reclame!