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ExDementia
The post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side.
You guys are so funny.
Talk about a good business idea, damn.
Post by
xaratherus
The post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side.
You guys are so funny.
Talk about a good business idea, damn.
That's roughly $35,000 in exchange for (with a 99.999999...% certainty) doing absolutely nothing but processing the payment.
It's genius. I only wish I'd thought of it.
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Post by
Orranis
That's what the people in Razor Hill said in patch 4.01, except the end actually came.
Oh God that thing was freaky.
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Post by
Skreeran
Yep, as usual either some person starts saying the world will end on <insert date>. I highly doubt that the world will end then since nobody knows when it will.
Depends how you define the world ending. In several billion years Andromeda will collide with us; in several thousand years humans will die out. Take your pick.You can't reliably predict when modern humans will fall into obsolescence. Naturally the particular phenotype we have now will not always be around, but neither are our ancestors
Homo Erectus
and Cro-Magnon, but their descendants are still around.
There is a good chance we could end up wiping ourselves out, whether through nuclear holocaust or simple exhaustion of resources, but I wouldn't count it as a given.
On topic: When is it supposed to happen? Midnight? Noon?
Are we not allowed to party until 12:00 May 22?
Post by
Tauge
According to this
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/05/the-rapture-is-not-saturday-its-tonight/239177/
looks like he believes it'll be a 6pm, where ever it's 6pm first. So actually, for California...it's tonight. For me on the west coast, it'll be early morning...I'll be sleeping. He also, seems to think that it'll happen move west from where it starts, so apparently...you'll know it's coming.
As for information about the rapture, well...really all I can say is look at the wiki article on it. Beliefs among Christians on the order of events for the end of the world are pretty varied. This is mostly because there prophecy on the end times is vague, as prophecy is, and all over the Bible. Explaining everything about it takes multiple pages.
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238331
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Skreeran
I'd love to read Revelations after dropping acid some time. That seems to be what John did when he wrote it.
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Post by
xaratherus
The end is nigh!
Pass the bong please.
Post by
Neutronimity
Has anyone yet compared the Rapture dates to BlizzCon sale/event dates?
Post by
Orranis
The world will not end Saturday, because Rebecca Black promised me Sunday comes afterward.
Post by
ExDementia
There are definitely plenty of epic passages from the bible. You don't have to believe in god to appreciate some of it. (I surely do not believe)
One of my favorites comes from Psalm 91
5 Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night;
nor for the arrow that flieth by day;
6 nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness;
nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.
7 A thousand shall fall at thy side,
and ten thousand at thy right hand;
but it shall not come nigh thee.
8 Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold
and see the reward of the wicked.
Post by
Skreeran
So... We've got what, an hour left?
Edit: Nvm, 7 hours left... :\
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Post by
Dragalthor
Of course he would work on GMT as that is God's own time unit not this silly jumped up pretender that is UTC.
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