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Cataclysm Beta Contest Haiku Voting Thread: Final Day!
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Post by
Zakuri
My best one was probably:
First rule of tanking / Expect the unexpected / MANY WHELPS LEFT SIDE!
Post by
Honegumi
Woot! I'm so excited, thank you for all of your votes. Here are all of the haikus I submitted, not all of them were great but I like the one that was chosen.
Thrall the great Shaman / or Garrosh the great Mistake? / …Too bad we can’t choose
From Demon Hunter / To Dark King of Death…Now, the / Destroyer awaits
O Barrens Chat! Our / Home And Native Land! We All / Await Your Return
Once Upon A Time / Safe Were the Azeroth skies / Now…the Gankers Fly!
Baa Baa Black Flight, Have / You An Aspect? Yes and He’s / Gonna Kick Your Butt
Question: To Buy Or / Not to Buy? (The Collector’s / Edition, of course)
Once There Were Forty / Forty Became Twenty Five / Soon, We Need But Ten
Azeroth Betrayed / Old Gods, Demon Hunter, King / The Greatest Comes Soon
Neltharion, Black / The Earth-Warder, Protector / Deathwing, Destroyer
Fel Orcs Are Red, Drae / nei are Blue, Goblins Are Green / And Engineers Too
Old Feuds Resurface / Fragile Unity Ended / The Evils of War
Brood Mother of Black / To Fall Twice And Still Return / Ultimate Mommy
Frozen Crown of Thorns / Fordragon Now Takes The Throne / For Us He Holds True
Broken And Torn / Azeroth Her Children Needs / Unite Now, Or Fall
Trade Chat and Whispers / Escape From Scamming Spammers / No Sanctuary
I Now Understand / Malygos Just Meant To Say / Mage Ports Make Us Fat
Survive Frozen Wastes / Challenge Ruler of Undead / Get Pwned By Deathwing
Fighting For Our Lives / Heroes Never Surrender / We Die, We Run Back
The Light Shall Guide Us / Shatter Our Bonds And Burdens / Save Us From Ourselves
The Old Gods Must Fall / Corruption All Powerful / Their Death Is Our Hope
Immortal Hero / In Death His Spirit Will Walk / Back To His Body
Fingers Attack Keys / Mouse clicks rapid fire on screens / Spells Fly, Bosses Die
Fallen is the King / Conquered is the Betrayer / The Destroyer Comes
The World of Warcraft / Sometimes this world makes no sense / Worgen Kitty Form
Alas: Goblin Rogue / In Stranglethorn, All is Green / Camouflage AND Stealth!
Arthas Menethil / Fall From Glory, Rise To Throne / His Kingdom Must Fall
Hail Thrall, The Warchief / Azeroth Her Shaman Needs / Hellscream’s Time is Nigh
The Great Earth-Warder / Corrupted By The Old Gods / Deathwing, The New Threat
“You Are Not Prepared” / “Let them come. Frostmourne Hungers.” / What say you, Deathwing?
Post by
kasuturo
I didn't win at
the Cataclysm contest
I'll go kill myself
:(
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Post by
Janrela
GAME OVER
Post by
Zugzugx
I like to play WoW / I p-v-p to the death / a horde whooped your ass!
There is my submission. LOL
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41976
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Post by
dklHawks
gogogogogo/betabetagobeta/gogogogogo
what? worked for others!
Post by
listo95
The only 2 I can remeber putting in were
Darrowshire was lost
Redpath became corrupted
By Marduk the Black
Little Pamela
You are missing your daddy
Here is your dollie
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610564
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Post by
WhiteWoof
My brand new Worgen
Smooth fur, big teeth, sharp claws, and.....
GIMMIE THAT BACON!
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648235
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Post by
Shivrael
Man. gratz to the winners but I would love to know why the selection criteria was so consistent. it felt like the same haikus over and over.
my list for your perusal.
When tanking Ice Crown / Please make sure that your helmet / Is not a chef's hat.
Hey are those the pants? / Don't wear them as a feral. / They are healing pants.
I'll be the Lich King / Just don't tell anybody. / Damnit Tirion!
Standing in Iron Forge/ Eating Illegal Danish / Need more fire resist.
When in Naxxramas / Don't kill Mr. Bigglesworth / Or Kel'Thuzad cries.
When Wrynn showed back up / Ony went off to level / To hit eighty three.
Where is my quest guy? / Wowhead has all the answers. / Who uses ThotBot?
Hey Alexstraza / Your name is hard to haiku / Like Neltharion
Impertinent whelps! / I will crush you myself! Wait... / I remember you...
Post by
heponton
Here was mine.
Mu'sha mother mine
Grant me strength to lead my tribe
Lest we fall to ash
Post by
642010
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Post by
Mumpley
Damn, none of mine were picked. =X
Still, congratulations to all the previous winners, especially Honegumi. Here were some of the haikus I submitted.
The Scourge's Jailer
Atop the cold throne he sits
Waiting for his end
This world will shatter
Through fire, Azeroth will burn
Deathwing is coming
Punt a gnome, you're good
Punt a goblin, lose a leg
Don't even try it
Post by
TheReal
Hopefully the Wowhead staff has learned a little about contests like this one and will make some appropriate adjustments to the rules next time. My one submission apparently lost the RNG game compared to the 30 and 50 entries some people made.
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