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Warchief Election 2010; The Big Debate!
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Mana Tide Totem for Warchief.
I restore an entire party's mana, which will be incredibly important in the Cataclysm.
I also bring my running mate:
Bloodlust-
Making dps epeen 30% larger since the Burning Crusade.
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Vaeku
Velen, Prophet of the Draenei, who can see the future and promises to bring the Light into the Horde. I wonder what the Alliance thinks about that. Though Varian is probably too busy showing off to his son. "See these muscles, Anduin? Those are the muscles that killed Onyxia! She was one big..."
I must protest. I do not want to bring the Light into the Horde, it is the other way around. Only with the Army of the Light can we hope to finally defeat the Burning Legion. Also, the Light is shiny, like the crystals I'm looking for.
Yes, that's right. The Horde and the Alliance will be merged into one ginormous (yes that is a word) army. No longer will we be fighting against each other, but with each other.
Next question; What do you think of the introduction of the Bilgewater Cartel into your faction?
The goblins will be a welcome addition. Even though they are mischievous, the same can be said for the gnomes. And the goblins have more explosives than the gnomes.
As for my opponents... I'd like to point out that my former BFF Kil'Jaeden is known as the DECEIVER. Which means he DECEIVES. Which means he lies and backstabs and does everything that you'd expect someone named the DECEIVER to do. And Sargeras... Well, who knows what's going on in that big head of his.
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The debate goes on,
even when the moderator is asleep
bringing more candidates and opinions as we go. We even have our only little war between the two leaders of the Burning Legion going on. Here's a rundown of the latest events;
Sargeras approves of the Bilgewater Cartel joining the Horde, praising their
technological skills
never-ending tendency to blow stuff up, backstabbing ways, greed and slyness. Those are all good things, right?
Millhouse Manastorm follows Sargeras in this pattern, but also noted his own engineering skills in
poisoning an entire city
making
absolutely
useless
stuff
making gadgets. He supports more green and small stature in the Horde. He also notes his sexiness overrules Sylvanas.
Sargeras notes Sylvanas untrustworthiness after the Wrathgate incident. If he'd destroy his own people, he'd tell them beforehand! The Banshee Queen replies by saying that it weren't her people, thus it wasn't her fault. She also makes a strong statement about the Goblins; "My idea is YES to goblins skills, NO to goblins themselves."
We have a new candidate; Solid Stone. Our third non-person candidate makes a good impression. He supports a strong Horde who doesn't move for anyone, and would like to note the complete immobility
isn't a bad thing.
Although Kil'Jaeden agrees with Velen's ineptitude, he disagrees with Sargeras on one thing; The former Titan is
not
stronger than the overgrown Eredar. And so the war over the Burning Legion's leadership has begun. I would like to note the candidates that we're looking for a Warchief, not a Demonic Commander.
A wild Rock appears! Wild Rock casts Join Election! It's Super-Effective! His strong points; being better than Garrosh, and knowing KJ to be a Deceiver.
Mana Tide Totem is the first totemic candidate in the election, promising continued arcane refreshment to the troops and surges of power with his/her running mate, Bloodlust.
Sargeras denies not being powerful, claiming he has fully regained his strength, along with a lot of running mates. He notes KJ's failure to keep the Lich King in check, and promises to destroy a large city sometime.
Velen reveals his intention to merge the Horde and Alliance into a noble, shiny, crystalline Army of light. He supports the Goblins and their explosives, and accuses KJ of being a Deciever. Seems kind of far-fetched to me, what has he
ever
done wrong?
Anub'arak is a new running candidate. Wait, wasn't he dead? Twice? What did you say? TWO setbacks? Kael'tas could learn from him! The overgrown spider claims to have several good assets;
He has military experience against the Scourge, losing only his entire civilization to the undead. They aren't that much of a threat anymore, but hey!
He is a survivor, as much as an Undead being can be. He promises to give Alliance raiders hell.
His people are good fighters, with webs and all that. He also has his own culture to offer to the Horde.
Who can say no to more undeath?
He approves of the Goblins and promises to help the Horde in its endeavours in Ashenvale.
Millhouse Manastorm is one sexy, immortal Gnome! So far unkillable and unsellable, he is bound to make one heck of a leader!
Sargeras would like to note the negative effects of Saronite on one's mind, accusing Anub'arak of trying to drive the Horde insane!
KJ is, according to him, not a Deceiver, but a
Deceiver
. Memorise it!
And our latest candidate is Edwin VanCleef, leader of the Defias. He promises taking care of the Rogues, more and better houses and the destruction of Stormwind.
Goblins people, debate them! What do you think of what they're doing in Azshara?
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Greetings Hordralites. I am here to announce my candidacy for Warchief in 2010. You know me well from past raiding experiences. I have been faced with hardships, such as senseless killing, and yet I return every week, proving my strength and rock-hard will. I can use my influential power to bring the scourge into the Horde, as I have allies in high places. More allies, more power. I am
http://www.wowhead.com/npc=16998
.
Bigglesworth for Warchief 2010
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Greetings my dear Horde friends.I, Nexus-Prince Haramad, am anouncing my candidature for....um....Warchief!I promise you tho things money, moveing the Blood Elves to Netherstorm so they can be used as mana bateries for our machines and money...allright its three things!I also promise not a 10%, not a 30% not a 60%,but a 98.999%,repeating, ofcourse, discount on all our products!
And about Goblins...bah!They don't know nothing about money makeing compared to and Etherial!So why whould you need them when you got us?Elementary, my dear friends, sports!Gnomes are to squishy to be thrown off a cliff large distances, but a Goblin lasts longer and also goes off in a nice BOOM!
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xaratherus
It is with a sad heart that I, Varok Saurfang, father of Dranosh, must withdraw from the candidacy for Warchief.
The sorrow I feel at the totally unexpected and completely not-suspicious-at-all murder
*glares at Garrosh and Magatha*
of my vice presidential partner, Cairne Bloodhoof, has destroyed my faith in the ability of the Horde to ever claim the true honor of the warrior.
I will be going on sabbatical at an undisclosed location later this week. Any further inquiries into this matter can be directed to my campaign manager, Dranosh the Second.
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mooloz
Hello, I am Korialstrasz, Majordomo of the Dragon Ruling Council, Head of Staff (as in team, not the weapon class !) in the Alexstrasza 2010 Campaign Team and I am hereby campaigning for Her Royal Highness
Vote Alexstrasza ! Vote the Dragon ! Vote purification through fire ! I mean - look how nice the ground looks at the Wrathgate after Alexstrasza and a few staff toured the area !
Imagine an all-flowery green Barrens and Durotar ! Enjoy free Old World, Northrend and Cataclysm travel - all on 1st class drakes, color of your choice !
Alexstrasza will also start a coupon program so that heroes can get their substantially cheaper dragon and promote offers for proto-drakes !
Next week, please join Alexstrasza and the Ruling Council for a Q&A session and a free public projection of the "How to tame your dragon" blockbuster. Location: Azshara, near the Horde camp.
...also - malachite, rock, stone, tigers eye - GET A LIFE ! What impression do you think some puny objects would leave to visiting head of states or officials ? You cant even move by yourselves, and would require an extra employee paid by from the PUBLIC tax income fund to move you all day around !
And van Cleef - EVERYONE knows SW's weak point - it's that arcade where you climb a box and jump through the wall UNDER SW ! It's called "BUG", fool !
As for the others, The Queen Herself would like to salute Varok and Garona, wish them the best of luck, and give the fing...errr, I mean, the claw to the non-Horde participants.
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