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Post by
DarkOpeth
ahhh the Irish and Alcohol. Never gets old. 8/10
Top 20 Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery
1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
2. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”
3. Hand me that…uh…that uh…thingie.
4. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
5. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
6. There go the lights again…
7. “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys…and this guy’s got two of ‘em.”
8. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
9. Could you stop that thing from beating, it’s throwing my concentration off.
10. Sterile, schmerile. The floor’s clean, right?
11. What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change?
12. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
13. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
14. What do you mean “You want a divorce!”
15. Fire! Fire! Everyone get out.
16. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing.
17. Oh, look everyone. It’s lunch time.
18. The foot bone’s connected to the, leg bone…
19. That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?
20. Hey, if you pull on this it makes a funny noise.
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Post by
Adamsm
5/10
A man walks into a Bar.... and says 'Ouch'.
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Interest
0/10
Once the Chinese government received a message from someone, saying S370HSSV IH. They couldn't understand it so they relayed the message to the Japanese government. A day later the Japanese told the Chinese to turn the message flip the message over.
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551894
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DarkOpeth
0/10
Once the Chinese government received a message from someone, saying S370HSSV IH. They couldn't understand it so they relayed the message to the Japanese government. A day later the Japanese told the Chinese to turn the message flip the message over.
LOL. 9/10.
WotLK raiding content.
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675735
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Post by
Bloodspeaker
Jesus walks into a bar, hands the bartender 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
Post by
Adamsm
2/10
What goes 'blond brunette blond brunette blond brunette blond'?
Blond turning cartwheels.
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Balstradan
6/10
A priest and a monkey walk into a bar, I can't remember the rest, but I slept with your mother.
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Adamsm
3/10
How do you drown a blond? Put a Scratch and Sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
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Post by
DarkOpeth
3/10....
What the most awkward place to run into a homeless person?
On the way to the coin-star. "no sir, I don't have any spare change."
Post by
minad
JOKE
Two Finnish guys go into the sauna, each with a litre of Kossu. They each drink the vodka, and then one guy goes outside. The other guy has to guess who went outside....
JOKE END
Good joke from some site.
And i guess what you sayd there. You go to coin change? And he asks you. I see, 5/10.
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Adamsm
0/10; don't think the joke translated well.
What are the mating calls of the bar?
Blond: Oh I'm so drunk.
Brunette: Hey, all the blonds are gone!
Red head: NEXT!
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