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Post by
Aadramelekh
In fact
foleynuts
actually gave a quote from Elitist Jerks which mentioned that some people will find BiS to be slightly different than those "absolute" recommendations, based on how they would prefer to get their hit and expertise capped as a priority over pushing for all-out ArP / agility / haste. Hence all the bickering about "ArP/crit caps are more valuable than hit and expertise, thus Ikfirus's Sack of Wonder is worse than Tier 10 chest" is utterly useless, since
Yunaleia
herself wants to be capped as a
BLOODY PERSONAL PREFERENCE
. It's hard to understand, yes, yes... Duh >_>
Post by
pelf
AD HOMINEM
/thread
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pelf
Ad hominem!
Jump on the argument elitist nomenclature bandwagon. We have cushions and tea.
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LookOut
I prefer coffee.
Wait, what am I saying?
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I prefer coffee.
Wait, what am I saying?
We have several improvements to available refreshments coming soon.
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Post by
Aadramelekh
Looks like folks are settling in for another round of that great rpg,
Dead Horse: The Beating
Oh, by the way peeps, do you know the joke about the dead horse in the bath tub? O_o
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Aadramelekh
Well... There's this guy - John - walking down the street. Suddenly he sees his good friend - Jim - barely dragging a dead horse on the sidewalk.
'Oy! What are you doing there with that horse, man?'
'Help me cross the street with it and I'll tell you.'
So they drag the horse together on the opposite side.
'Ok, what are you doing with the horse?'
'Help me carry it to my block and I'll tell you.'
So they drag the horse until they arrive to the building where Jim lived.
'So... What are you doing with the horse?'
'Help me take it up to my apartment and I'll tell you.'
The elevator was broken, so they dragged the horse on the stairs up to the 5th floor. At the door, barely breathing:
'Ok, I'm exhausted. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE HORSE?'
'Uhm... help me carry it into the bathroom and put it in the bath tub.'
'...'
So they stuff the horse into the bath tub.
'I swear I'm going to do something irrational if you don't tell me WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE DAMN HORSE NOW!', yelled John
'Ok, ok... Here's the story...'
The day before yesterday I was sitting idle on my sofa. It was almost seven o'clock in the evening. Suddenly
Satan
appears in front of me. I was like "WTF?". But he told me to calm down and treat him like any other guest. I had just played a chess match with a friend of mine half an hour before so the chess board was still on the table. So I invited him to play chess.
'I knew you were going to invite me to play chess', Satan said.
So we started playing and I bring him into check.
'I knew you were going to put me into check', he said.
We continue playing and in two more moves I checkmated him.
'I knew you were going to checkmate me', he continued.
I got pi$$ angry and I punched his face so hard that he got a nosebleed. He went into the bathroom to wash his face and said to me: 'You know, I'll come tomorrow evening for a rematch.', and he disappeared... Yesterday evening he came again. Almost seven o'clock. I invited him to play chess.
'I knew you were going to invite me to play chess', Satan said.
So we started playing and I bring him into check.
'I knew you were going to put me into check', he said.
We continue playing and in two more moves I checkmated him.
'I knew you were going to checkmate me', he continued.
I got pi$$ angry and I punched his face so hard that he got a nosebleed. He went into the bathroom to wash his face and said to me: 'You know, I'll come tomorrow evening for a rematch.', and he disappeared...
'GOD DAMMIT MAN', yelled John, 'What does all this have to do with the FU*KING DEAD HORSE?'
'Well... As you may notice, it's almost seven o'clock. After you leave, he'll show up. And... I'll invite him to play chess.
'I knew you were going to invite me to play chess', Satan will say.
So we'll start playing and I'll bring him into check.
'I knew you were going to put me into check', he'll say.
We'll continue playing and in two more moves I'll checkmate him.
'I knew you were going to checkmate me', he will say.
So I'll get pi$$ angry and I'll punch his face so hard that he's going to get a nosebleed. He'll go into the bathroom to wash his face and he'll say to me:
'Hey, Jim, there's a dead horse in your bath tub...'
And I'll say...
'
I KNEW THERE'S A DEAD HORSE IN MY BATH TUB!
'
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299264
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Post by
Badguy
Is that a true story?
Post by
Falkor
Oh and one last thing, taking things I said OUT of context and using them against me as an arguement? Ad hominem!
ad hominem is attacking you personally instead of addressing the argument.
"mere presence of a personal attack does not indicate ad hominem: the attack must be used for the purpose of undermining the argument"
oh btw. i guarantee if you take your gear set and put it head to head against EJs list for single target dps
EJs will win. they're both arp, hit, and crit capped but since you take hit/exp on gear (sack) and they use talents and a few gems....i bet they're do more dps.
Post by
pelf
Your Romanian humor eludes me. :P
Post by
Aadramelekh
Your Romanian humor eludes me. :P
It's a so-called "dry joke" >_> I know, I know, in fact it eludes me too, haha!
But still, you didn't like my joke... Q_Q
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