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Post by
Orranis
You seriously thought I was mocking you? Wow. Are you that egotistical? The point of this question is that people (people, mind you, who are actually willing to have a little fun rather than just mindlessly flame me) can make fun of themselves in a little bit of a satirical way, or even make fun of me in a satirical way, or even make themselves out to be the greatest person ever. It's for fun. And you guys just can't let that be.
I tried that. You told me it wasn't funny, which would have been fine, but then you called me a spammer.
So, yes, I thought you were mocking me.
On a side note, another way to play cool is to passive aggressively attack someone, then play the victim.
Post by
Monday
The reason we thought it was sarcastic is because for the last couple days or so all you've done is tout yourself and how cool you are and flaming others.
Seriously, you making a gun thread is like me saying that I'm seriously considering atheism. Nobody is going to take it seriously because I am staunch in my religion. Nobody will take you seriously because all you do is argue and flame.
Funden, I was
this close
to respecting you. Until the "how cool you are" part. I agree with the rest. It doesn't justify what you guys did to this thread - but still. This argument is not within the scope of this thread, and I really htink it could be something cool - so can we just forget the argument and laugh at vikey's post :)?
Yes I can forget it. Oh and when I said gun I meant fun =P
But seriously though...Are you simply ignoring me because you can't rationalize my (admit it, very good) logic within your ridiculously strict moral code?
This was what I was referring to. I apologize however for being slightly harsh =P
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Post by
cheezedood21
I got 1-upwned by Vikers.
:C
Post by
Adamsm
I got 1-upwned by Vikers.
:C
Doesn't Vikey do that to everyone though? It's not that bad.
Post by
Monday
You can only be as cool as me if you Like George R. R. Martin and don't mind waiting for his books.
And you have to like Dragonforce.
(Am I doing it right? I'm serious).
Post by
Orranis
You can only be as cool as me if you Like George R. R. Martin and don't mind waiting for his books.
And you have to like Dragonforce.
(Am I doing it right? I'm serious).
No, Funden is wrong here. He's being a bad influence on cool-virgins like you. Dragonforce, is baad, okay?
Post by
Monday
You can only be as cool as me if you Like George R. R. Martin and don't mind waiting for his books.
And you have to like Dragonforce.
(Am I doing it right? I'm serious).
No, Funden is wrong here. He's being a bad influence on cool-virgins like you. Dragonforce, is baad, okay?
Dragonforce is epic.
However, I will slightly agree. Dragonforce has some (read a lot of) lame solos. Honestly the only solo I like is in Once in a lifetime. And their lyrics make no sense. However the lyrics have excellent poetry, and as I can't understand what they are saying half the time I just go with the music (especially since I only listen to music as I go to bed or I'm working, where I can't concentrate on it very well).
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Post by
Adamsm
Semi-serious answer here but... to simply be cool, you have to not care what anyone around you thinks.
Post by
HiVolt
Guide to being as awesome as HiVolt
:
Written by Quentin Tarantino
Produced by J.J. Abrams
Directed by Michael Bay
Starring:
HiVolt as HiVolt
You as Some reader lucky enough to see this
Now, as you might be wondering why it took me this long to post my guide to awesomeness, I think I should explain myself. Being an international jewel thief-slash-astronaut-slash-billionaire playboy takes quite a large chunk out of your free time. You see, when this was posted, even though I had advanced knowledge of it, due to my mutant powers... did I mention I'm also a mutant with the power to travel at will through time and space? Anyway, it took me awhile to finish overseeing the construction of the new Lunar Base. And by lunar, I don't mean relating to Earth's moon, I mean an extrasolar moon in the Centauri system. You guys will find out about all of this in about 200 years or so...
Anywhoozle, you want to know how I have become this awesome. Well, it wasn't easy, and certainly not for the faint of heart. If you think you have the mental capacity to understand
true
awesome, then read on. If you don't, please leave your seat so someone who's less of a whiny little baby can take your spot.
Step 1: Beard
Everything that I have accomplished in my timelessness is thanks to my beard. It is the source of my billions of cash monies, my dashing good looks, my impressively sharp wit, my boyish charm, and my vast power. Not to mention, I've also used it as a thermal blanket in many of my journeys to the summit of Everest. One time, I actually had to house a family of West African refugees in it so that they could escape a marauding despot (whom I later killed with a fountain pen).
My beard is the symbol and source of my amazing coolness. If you want to be like me, you must grow a beard.
Step 2: Anything you want to do
Now that you have a beard, the hard part is over. You are now exempt from all of the laws of physics, nature, and society. You are made of
true
awesome. Be not afraid. Do not quaver at this new sense of power you've just gained. Embrace it. Hop on and ride it bareback into a black hole, then laugh as you traipse in and out of it like a giggling schoolgirl. Nothing can stop you or shake you. Be the Beard.
Post by
Dhazy
I'd write a guide, but first I'd have to actually be cool for that to happen.
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149406
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Post by
HiVolt
HiVolt did get one thing confused. A beard helps in the field of being cool, sure. But the mustache is the part that is truly important, preferably curly or Burt Reynolds style. Then, the only task you have left is to have sex with lots of women, and since you'll have a curly/Burt Reynolds mustache, that won't be difficult at all.
A mustache is nothing compared to the power of the beard of which it is a part.
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Post by
Haxzor
I shall have to compose a guide to being as cool as me.
But that'd be uncool
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