Post by Zmori
I'm bored thought I could start up stories on funny instance runs! :D Here's mine:
Me and my group were running Nexus, we had a paladin tank, and I was DPS. So we start tanking, and I pull. "Um, why am I pulling?" Tank doesn't answer. "Do you even have Rightoues Fury on?" No. We died on the first boss because she aggroed to the healer. Then I realized he was holding a two hander weapon. "Shouldn't you be using a one-hander and a shield?" "No, why?" "So that the healer doesn't have to always focus on you and get some heals on the DPS." I opened a new window and pulled up
www.wowarmory.com and looked him up. He was ret spec, DPS. "You can't tank." "Yes I can." "No you can't , your ret spec." "So?" "That's not tanking spec." "Yes it is." omg. I wanted to scream. "No, it isn't. Protection is tank." "Oh, okay." I whispered to the druid, "We need to kick this guy, seriously." "I can't, he's the leader." "What? Scince when?" "The warrior gave him lead, because he asked." "Oh." Then the tank says, "I have a one hander and a shield in my bags." "Then throw them on and lets go." He equips the mace, and the mace is a itty bitty ball on a stick, and the shield in a wooden circle. I inspected him and this is what he had:
Blunting Mace and
Large Wooden Shield "Okay, stop. I am not going with this, put your other stuff back on." I put on Righteous Fury, put on some tanking gear I had in my bags and tanked the instance. Went way smoother. We finish the instance after hours, and had the most greatest time ever.
the Horde hunter who shot Iamnaked, thank you. Thank You Thank You Thank you. Anyway, on with the story.
The "tank" mounted and tried to fly off, and an orc hunter shoots at him and his pet goes nuts. He concusives him, then explosive, and then arcane i believe, and the "tank" falls and dies. then slides across the ice. The preist thanked the hunter a million times, and then the hunter bowes before her and runs off. I was having a blast. Then I whispered to the preist:
"Nice"
";)"
"lmao"
So that's my story, who's next? :)