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Post by
donnymurph
I don't smoke weed. You do. I am much more aware than you, and snatch the cookie when you get distracted.
My cookie.
Post by
Interest
I am even more aware than you because you're drunk.
My cookie.
Post by
ExDementia
I tell the police I know about a person of
Interest
in a high profile murder case. I plant blood spatter and bits of hair on your clothes and shoes, along with a Hefty bag full of cocaine worth 2.3 million street value.
Then, disguised as a Denver Bronco, I will sneak back into your house and hack into the mainframe of your internal security system. I delete your archive of dry humor forum responses, along with your one-liner idea-thread shoot downs.
After 26 years have passed when you are released from prison, I will be the one disguised as a cab driver to take you home. I will be the waiter that brings you your dinner, and the clerk at the grocery store selling you that gallon of milk.
I will be everywhere, watching you, waiting to make my move. When the moment if finally right, after spending the better half of my life planning and watching you, and having spent millions of dollars framing you, for spy equipment and travel expenses...
I'll run up to you on the street, and punch you in the face.
My cookie.
Post by
Interest
I laugh it off.
My cookie.
Post by
ExDementia
I laugh it off.
My cookie.
How does laughing it off get the cookie from me?
I distract you with a large stampede of Wildebeest and Tibetan Yaks, then trap you in a cage made from the bones of the elusive (and endangered) White Rhino.
My cookie.
Post by
Interest
I summon
this
You lose the game.
As you cry over it, I steal the cookie.
My cookie.
Post by
437304
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Post by
ExDementia
I cut your power source.
GreenL.E.D. flickers.
Greenled's light is extinguished.
My cookie.
Post by
wobbuffet
I spam you with my dry humour until there is no water left in your body.
My cookie!
Post by
donnymurph
I get
Elvis
to bomb both myself and you, soaking us both and killing any dry humour you may have had.
Post by
coolguyry
So I guess since you're dead... It's my cookie?
Post by
donnymurph
I am immune to having thousands of litres of water dumped on me. Therefore I am still alive. I snatch the (very soggy) cookie back off of you, and laugh.
My cookie.
Post by
327430
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Post by
ExDementia
Disguised as a street vendor, I will distract you with my wide selection of pencil-crayons, and swap the cookie for an exact replica. You stroll off with your newly purchased art supplies, none the wiser.
My cookie.
Post by
coolguyry
After beating up some dude who seemed to have a bunch of pencil crayons at the time, I take a few them, sharpen them into a shank and use to cut off your hand thus making me run off with the cookie while you scream high and bloody murder.
So... My cookie
Post by
ExDementia
Good thing I'm a troll and can regenerate limbs. Also a good thing that I switched the cookie I had on me with one of many, many exact replicas.
The real cookie is
not
in my super secret safe that is super seriously
not
located upstairs in the second room to the left under the desk with the combination written on it at 1329 Washington Dr. San Diego, CA, 92029...
Or is it?
My cookie.
Post by
coolguyry
I mapquest the location and break into your house and use a shotgun to open the safe, thus making me take the cookie!
So... My cookie.
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