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Interest
I destroy your horcrux, then immolate you to death.
My cookie.
Post by
mumo
/me kicks you in the ballz.
My cookie.
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127599
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Post by
Orranis
I convince you that if you give me your cookie, I'll give you two back! But I kill you with a jackhammer.
My cookie.
Post by
Modibybob
Who would even want this cookie now that it's been touched by all your dirty hands?
Post by
Interest
I clean the cookie.
My cookie.
Post by
cheezedood21
... How do you clean a cookie?
I build a robot that resembles Barack Obama to your house. He congratulates you on being awesome and makes you the new president. He walks you down Pennsylvania Avenue towards the White House. Then, he suddenly pushes down a man-hole into the sewers. You are suddenly grabbed by 40 of my elite robot Miley Cyruses. They take your cookie and bring you to the inner catacombs of the sewers where they will fasten you to a chair so they may sing to you for all eternity. You feel your ears begin scream with the intense agony of so many Miley Cyruses singing, that you begin to eat your own face, killing you painfully and slowly. The cookie is delivered to me via helicopter.
I astral recall to the Exodar Inn and put the cookie in a safe, and put the combination in the bottle that holds the Krabby Patty secret formula.
My cookie.
Post by
Gnoktish
I trick you into giving me the secret krabby patty forumla and i take the cookie and the recipe
my hamgurgers and cookie!
Post by
TMSama
My clone does a live rendition of "Never Gonna Give You Up"; while you are distracted, I swipe the cookie.
My cookie.
Post by
Interest
I karate chop you from behind.
My cookie.
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320827
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484763
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Post by
Interest
I use a universal solvent, then throw you into a bag of holding.
My cookie.
Post by
cheezedood21
I hire Steven Hawking to concoct a replica of your universal solvent to explode when the lid to it is removed (plus another little change).
I place it on your desk. When you open the lid, it explodes with a wave of gluey substances and sticks you to the top of your ceiling. Now that you are paralyzed from the muscle relaxant from the glue, I walk into the room. I take your cookie. I say, "It just doesn't seem evil enough to only take your cookie..." I then take your Postbringer and use its charm to take over the world. I set up a new world empire... with a cookie tax! All your cookie are belong to me! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
My cookie.
Post by
Interest
I use the force to take back my Postbringer, then smite you with it.
My cookie.
Post by
Gnoktish
I pull a
Keyblade
from the magic of my hand and i smack you around, you drop the cookie as i lock your heart and you fade into darkness. then i pick up the cookie and i lock it to my heart!
my cookie!
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431809
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Interest
I cast Shadowfury, then Fear you. While you're running around I take the cookie.
My cookie.
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