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If Azeroth Merged with Earth....
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NeoBlackheart
The 11 something million Wow players would have a wowgasm. we would go and learn to be characters and could then cleave/incinerate/fireball anyone we want.
ALSO WE WOULD HAVE A HEARTHSTONE!
Post by
Sondrizzle
If Azeroth merged with Earth, the first thing I would do would be to find myself a hot blood elf priest or paladin. But I can see the problems with having a paladin, she'd just bubble on a bad day and run around yelling "can't touch me *nananan*". Oh well, a blood elf, female of course, would be nice
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Orranis
Maybe global warming is Sargeras slowly coming to earth... And he escaped from the nether and is regaining his strength to destroy Azeroth, and he will come to us and make a whole bunch of us and Sarah Palin and John McCain demons, with Obama forming the new Draeni, but Russia is destroyed because with her new power Palin
can
see Russia from her house, and she smites it.
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s20mike
Two metres tall, and hairy, from the Tauren, but in lurid
green
from the Orcs! The girth of a Dwarf, so not only are we huge, we're incredibly wide, with a tendency for alcoholism. Glowing eyes and the strange markings of a Night Elf. The tusks of a Troll, all riding mechano hogs like the Gnomes and Goblins, with randomly rotting body parts like the Undead, and tentacles coming out of our faces like the Draenei...! Oh, and finally, that damn annoying laugh of the Blood Elves.
Yeargh!
Truly, a nightmarish vision if ever there was one. I need counseling.
Oh come on, no-one is desperate enough to shag an Orc, Dwarf, Gnome or Undead.
Heh heh...I
could
link you some stuff that would pretty much contradict all of that. Google is an amazing thing.
But the last one, the Undead thing, I am staying well,
WELL
away from that topic, as it is both highly, highly illegal, and very very sick. Suffice to say...people do it.
Blech!
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Post by
dumac
i think one thing should be mention, wouldn't diseases kill alot of both earths and azeroths population, we seen this happend then the spanish armada and maya/aztek clashed together. They would be able to perhaps cleanse some but some disease and poison in azeroth cannot be cleansed in the game also so i think it would be the case here also, they need to figure out the right type of magic.
also if they come to our universe, would not the magic fade away from the azerothian due our universe, our physics laws applies?
My personal guess would be that the magic in general dry out fast but the magic from items and others will sustain longer so they have to suck out magic from the items. kinda like in the dragons books about the world kryll, then the gods leave the place the magic slowly decay but it is still left in the items.
Also Earth could win by sheer numbers, the populations of azeroth is no way close to the ones of earths. Also as mention we got higher technology and we can use some nukes or bombs who just destroy all biological substances in that area.
If we reverse it, would not earth still have a good chance in azeroths universe due we are way more technology advanced so we could use alot of the inventions and then also learn quickly some magic due we take prisoner and extract "information" by various means both unpleasent and pleasent depending on the prisoner.
Also cross breeding, then we at it, seems really narrow in our world at least if you look at it, so cannot species who is really similar close to each other breed a hybrid often. Races can often breed hybrids. I would say that humans and humans could breed still, bcs they would not be same race most likely but still close enough. The other races would most likely be classed as species and their DNA sequences would be too far from our own to make breeding possible natural. Now you could combine DNA and put it in a human after some years of research.
Reverse if we was in their universe i would not be totally sure, it could be that dna was not the basic code there so magic took its place or some other rule who made it possible.
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Nitewalkr
Most of wow population from azaroth will be accused of being a Witch and will end up in jail for 10 years for witch crafting...including Paladins.
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Post by
silverchip
it's in human nature to have war, a short overview of what we can't do.
we have nukes, forsaken have the new plague.
Azeroth has magic and no matter how sick they are, eating a lot of pretty much anything will make them better.
they have transport in their pockets.
And they can respawn/ressurect.
So.. yea, we would pretty much be screwed.
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PureGold
Watch The Universe on History Channel, This HAPPENED, well not Azeroth and Earth. But planets collide. It happens. Things explode, everything dies.
On a *nerd/lore* side of things: People would nuke it.
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