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Post by
Patty
lol Patty... :P
;D
I'm thinking up something to write in order to get this fairly back on topic....be patient!
Post by
Adamsm
Something about War is Hell is the Worst Story Ever... I can't remember anymore heh.
Post by
Patty
Patty, Freaking me out a little. . . . .me and you being from the UK should stick together but i think there's a plane ticket to the US with my name on it.
LY2 BB XX
Hehe, I'm joking.
Anyway, back to the creative juices giggidy flowing in my mind!
Post by
HiVolt
Something about War is Hell is the Worst Story Ever... I can't remember anymore heh.
I wonder if I commented then... I was thinking it was during my uberlong hiatus from WoW and Wowhead by proxy.
Oh, maybe for some inspiration to get the thread back to topic, think about
this thread.
It's by CronullaSharks but it's actually a good idea.
Post by
Patty
Of course I was joking! I rant all the time about the bastardisation of the English language. :|
Post by
Skreeran
Bah... Can't find any reliable uploader to load it in the right condition...
Until then, I went ahead and loaded the html onto a Freewebs page, but it messes up the formatting. All the text is there though...
http://skreeran.webs.com/Thread%20Part%201.htm
http://skreeran.webs.com/Thread%20Part%202.htm
Post by
Adamsm
Lol, you are my hero Skreeran heh. I wouldn't have thought to save it.
Post by
Skreeran
The funniest thing is that he's not saying that I'm portraying Varian too harshly... He actually wanted him to be harsher...
You, like every other baised, stubborn and just plain stupied Varian hater, need to read his lore. Varian ALWAYS knows what to do, and
killing a orcish kid is no question.
Thrall and the rest of the horde just guarded the Forsken as they took innocent children into thier labs to be ripped to shreads... and you say that war is bad for the children, but in truth Varian would be a fool not to.
And STOP saying to Forsaken are "good guys", Sylvanas laughs as Faranell uses a plague on a innocent little girl in the Rise of The Lich King book.
I hoped orc children are killed in cold blood.
It could really teach Thrall not to screw with us.Makes me wonder if he was actually a Varian hater trying to make the Alliance look bad... :P
Post by
Adamsm
Heh, that is possible.
Post by
HiVolt
/want rebuttals
and /wish I was on at the time.
Post by
Patty
The Scars of Undeath:
The Dark Lady sat in her private quarters, in a dimly lit room and sat at a dark oak table.
“I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world…” Hummed the Banshee queen, holding what appeared to be some dolls.
“Oh, Sylvanas, you’re so pretty!” She said, imitating one of them. “Why thank you Alleria, you look gorgeous too.” She said, chuckling. She pulled out another doll, one hacked and slashed and maimed, growling and snarling violently.
She grabbed a dagger, and carved off the outer layer of cloth, imagining it was skin. Looking again, this other doll was male, and had long blonde hair. The Forsaken smirked. “Arthas, this is what I shall do to you!” She exclaimed, taking a beaker on her desk and placing the doll, feet first, into the beaker. “Boiling hot acid. Faranell is a genius!” She giggled excitably. Then, she took a small fork and placed it in the doll’s face. “I’ll teach you the meaning of pain!” She said, manically. She bit and tore at the chest sadistically, pretending she was ripping out flesh.
There was a knock at the door. Sylvanas hastily put the dolls back in her drawer. “Come in!” She said, in an almost sing-song manner. A rotting man walked up to the Queen, kneeling and holding a package in his hands.
“It has come, my lady. Your shipment from Orgrimmar.” He hissed, his yellow sockets glowing with necromantic energy.
“Thank you. Now, leave me.” Said the Sylvanas, suddenly cheering up. The Forsaken left, bowing.
Sylvanas hastily unwrapped the bundle, and opened the box.
”I hope for his sake this thing works..”
She thought, pulling out a doll made of clay.
There was a note enclosed, from Vol’jin.
“My lady, be careful with ‘da voodoo, I hope dis does da job for ya, mon. Yours sincerely, Shadow Hunter Vol‘jin”
“Hmm, ‘Voodoo’, eh? Time to test it.” Cackled the former Elf, biting the doll, tearing it, pouring it in acid and stabbing it. She even poured a drop of blight on it.
Meanwhile, in Icecrown, the Lich King collapsed to his knees, writhing in agony. “What…is this foul magic?” He said, twitching.
In Undercity, Sylvanas remarked “Time for revenge, it’s payback time.” She yelled, cackling like a mad woman.
Sylvanas picked up the doll representing Alleria “Well done sister, I love you.” She imitated in a high pitched voice. Clearly, undeath had mentally affected her deeply.There we go, back on topic.
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470415
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Post by
Adamsm
Heh, your story is interesting Patty... but how did she get a piece of Arthas to affect him with the voodoo?
Post by
Patty
Heh, your story is interesting Patty... but how did she get a piece of Arthas to affect him with the voodoo?
Simples.
When she had him paralysed she was about to start her work. Who's to say she didn't have a strand of his hair, or anything like that? *Shrug*
I didn't think it through, but I thought that people forget how mentally fragile and broken Sylvanas probably really is, hence the "I love you" Comment from 'Alleria'.
Post by
Skreeran
Heh... That was fun... :P
And there's plenty of things from Arthas that she could have used. A chip from his hammer, a strand of his hair left in Capital City, a piece she managed to snag from him when she was Scourge...
I think I'm going to write a piece set in the future soon.
Post by
470415
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Post by
Adamsm
I think I'm going to write a piece set in the future soon.Heh. What has Hivolt started?
Post by
HiVolt
I think I'm going to write a piece set in the future soon.Heh. What has Hivolt started?
It makes me happeh.
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451455
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Post by
HiVolt
Oh noes, people have been talking about me behind my back!
:O
Check out those links Skree gave. That dude makes you look like a Horde Sympathizer.
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