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Female Worgen Silly:
Is it the Cataclysm, or did i just go in heat?
Yes, i do like that style.
Male Worgen Silly:
Don't make me unsheath this thing.
Who needs females when i can lick myself?
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Female Worgen Silly:
Is it the Cataclysm, or did i just go in heat?
Yes, i do like that style.
Male Worgen Silly:
Don't make me unsheath this thing.
Who needs females when i can lick myself?
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...Everybody who isn't gay?
Obviously you cant ;)
to the OP:
Goblin female joke (and a bad one):
*singing* my gizmos brings all the boys to the yard, i could teach ya but i would have to charge!
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Quilan
Worgen Male:
Jokes:
"Ruh roh, Raggy RELP... there happy now?" (kinda like the tauren "Moo, you happy now?"
"I saw a gnome in a red hood yesterday, she droped her basket and ran... screaming."
"Anyone know were the Tauren are? I have an urge to have steak."
"I was walking by these Quilboars in The Barrens, i suddenly had an urge to blow their houses down."
"Yes, i am 'fur' real and No, you can't have me as a pet"
"I'm not house trained."
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Agronok
Worgen Male: "Next person to ask me if my name is Jacob dies!"
Win!
Male sillys
"I may have changed on the outside but inside I am the same ma-BALLBALLBALLBALL! *runs and comes back with ball in mouth, spits it out and says* "now as i was saying..."
"We're having taurnen tonight! tauren tonight!" (reference to the ad with the talking panda, can't remember what it was)
"Don't. pet. ME."
Male flirts
"You don't mind hairy men do you?"
"hey baby I just found a fresh deer carcass! wanna share?"
"YOU can pet me anyday!"
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merrimack
Worgen Male:
Awooooooo, worgen of Gilneas....Awoooo.....
This curse isn't all bad. Like, for instance, I have these neat claws now! Yeah, how useful and cool are those, huh? Yeah, claws...
Meow. Er, wait...Woof. Yeah, that one.
We worgen are killing machines, once we find our target, we- SQUIRREL! Squirrel? Squirrel...
Ah man, I have this great idea for a movie, there are these gnomes and...um....well, the curse fried my brain, but I'm sure i'll remember.
In Gilneas, dog throw stick to you!
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ok Real jokes:
Worgen Male
Worgen Female
(Atleast we don't sparkle.)
Goblin Male
(THEY'RE MOBSTERS!)
Goblin Female
(Mobster GF accent :P)
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hey werewolf hey werewolf
im not a werewolf im a worgen
hah ha ha hah ha ha ha ha
hey werewolf "insert stupid joke here"
SHUT UP IM NOT A WEREWOLF
hah hah hah
hey werewolf
what
KNIFE
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Mushimaro
Goblin Jokes, Ones I think would be more appropriate, and less confusing.
~ When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
~ When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
~ No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
~ I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
~ You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
~ The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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