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Your favorite item with flavor text?
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Post by
lordbovine
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=23162
IMO
Funniest item in-game with flavor text. It's hilarious, it brings a smile to my face even in my darkest hours.. (two Nightbane wipes tonight.. lets not get started)
What are your favorite flavor text items?
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blademeld
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=5530
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Miyari
Pure Elementium Band
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Random0214
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=25596
Post by
Makashi
I dont remember this item's name but it had something that looked like
Its a gray item
Ogre man cooking
1: Find man
2: Beat man
3: beat man more
4: Cook man
5: Eat man
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Post by
Queggy
Lag attack!
I know, it's not really flavor text, but I thought it was funny anyways. Not to mention it isn't even an item, but anyways . . .
Post by
Toldry
Bladeangel's Money Belt
.
Dory's EmbraceRuby Slippers
.
Taut Dragonhide Gloves
.
The Sarge's Bullet
.
Tenacious Defender
.
The Jaw Breaker
.
Amani Hex Stick
.
Chainlink Towel
.
Old Ironjaw
.
The 1 Ring
.
World Enlarger
.
Booterang
.
And offcorse, my very favorite, Because I am a pet collector ;
Pet Rock
(I call him Einstein, I once threw him at Drek'Thar and he crit him for 6,789!).
And evenry one of the items you can find
here
.
Post by
Mischieff
Pure Elementium Band
Your flavor text is flawed! If it it truly indestructible, why can it be disenchanted!?!
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104514
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Post by
TheOnyx
Tenacious Defender
.
Holy CRAP that is a buttload of WIN.
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Post by
Wonda
Kharmaa's Shroud of Hope
Mine favorite item with flavor text ^^(Edit: I am sure you will find it funny too if you have seen "My name is Earl"^^)
a bit funny too:
Unidentified Eye
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