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Queggies guide to teh Roge!!! (updated 2-4-08)
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Queggy
Queggyies Guide tO Roge L337n3sS!
If u folo my simple steps tO teh Roge class u Can be the le3tne55 just liek me!
Step1) Make sur yur Cloak of Sexiness is nevr on cooldwn!! If it iz then u is in truble from those nasti casters!!!
Step2) Make shur u is in stelth!!!
Step3) Make shure u hav a wepun!!
Roge class
So, u may be askin urself, does I want to be a Roge. Beingg Roge is cool, cause u are like, “I wish I was as invisble as my sisterz pimplez, lol!!!!1!” cAUSE bein a roge is like bein a pimple wth makup smeared on top sos that noneone can see u!!! This is y roges is sometimes called rouges!! And ALSo u get kool blade thingies u can use ta killz peeps with!!! aNd then peeps cries about how u is overpowerd and u can just say, “QQ sum more nubs!1!!!”
Differnet Roges
Som of u peeps may be liek, “lol! Roges are all teh same!!” WEll thIs is a Lie!!!!11one!!
Pay attention now, cause this nxt part is importnt!
1)sum Roges is for Teleporting. That meens u can be like NiGhtcrawlr out of X-men lol!!! Thes roges can telport behind peeps and killz them!!!
2)sum Roges is for rampaging!! u dont need to worri bout ur stelth! U can just pop out of stelth and kill peeps liek you is a NoRse berserker gguy lol!
3)Sum roges is for being a backstabbin guy, sort of liek Benedict Rnold. This Roge is just a mix between berserker and Nightcrwler.
Fites
Roge vs Warrur fite is for suicidil emo peeps. This fite is bad and dangerus!!! It can be summed up in this simpl equation: Roge = superman, Warrior = kryptonyte. The only way u can hav a chance and survive is if u run away or is berserkr typre roge.
Roge vs Roge fite is for peeps that is weird. I meen what type of peeps like fightin an invisible person!?! thAt is y u rolled roge rite??!? So just ferget it.
Roge vs Mage fite is for relativli ez mode. U can hide in stelth while they run around spamming Aoe stuff trying to find u. then When they give up u just go BAM! and they is ded!!! Cause all u hav to do is keep them stunlocked!
Roge vs Pallydin fite is liek Warriur fite, exept werse cuz pallydins can healz themsellvs ferevers and evers. So ferget it unless u hav no life and can sit at ur computer all days long and not get borde!!
Roge vs Priests fite is liek teh mAge fite exccept heeling instead of killing. InlesS of corse teh PriesT is specced so that they use teh powrs of teh Dark Side liek Darth vader!!! lol!!
Roge vs Werlok fite is liek fiting a mage exept teh WerLok uses teh pwers of teh Dark Side leik Darth Vadr and certin Priests. Be warned cus WerLoks wil kite kite u, cuz they use Dots to kill you.
Roge vs Hunterz fite is sort bad sort of good. Cause they can kite u and there pet can sumtimes see u in stelth. But if u can get teh opening and keep thems close to u, then u shuld probly winz.
Roge vs Shammi fite bad and good. Cause a shammy can heel and range attak and melle attak all at teh same time. And they also hav totems they can use that can be distracting. But if u ignor teh totems and concentrat on teh shammi, tehn u shouldn't hav to much of a problem
Roge vs Drood fite is sort of liek teh Shammi fite, exept teh drood can't do it all at teh same time liek teh shammi can, but it is still dangerous cuz teh drood can stelth liek a roge, be strong liek teh warrurs, and heels as good as or bettr tehn prists and pallydins, and shoot lazers liek a mage. So bee carefull!!!!
Tips
1)
Train up ur sword skillz erli! this way u wil be redy to use ur mighti sord powrs wen ur a hi lvl and u won't be trying to lern then. inless of corse u don't want to be a swashbuklr, but wud rathr be a staber giy
2)
its gud tto hav a fast sord in ur left hand, cuz then when ur using poisen it will attak with poisen mor.
3)
alwas mak sur u hav all ur regents u need with u, liek poisen and powder stuff, and also food. if u hav no food u will di. and also water, cause with out water, teh human body willl di in 3 days. So if ur not a human, ur alright, but if u wer dumb and rolled human, then i have sum advice fer u, "gO Troll or reroll!!!!"
4)
alwas try to attack frum teh back!!!!!
5)
wen fiting a caster kik them in teh shins or funnibone, it will distract them and slo them down.
That is all fer now, and if u follo all thesse easy steps then u can be teh l33tn3ss just liek me!!! lol!!1
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blademeld
I'm guessing you're half-drunk and half-asleep....
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Queggy
i dunno, i think i'll go to bed now lol
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Dammit, I can't read it :( I trained my eyes to ignore anything with grammar that poor.
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Avallen
Unfortunately, you'll never beat the original.
Follow me, you heretics and non-believers!
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Post by
Queggy
Remind me Alamo quite much.
Is there by any chance you are the same guy?
But , HECK , That's Alamo' Druid guide just destroy druid completely
Edit : I see that you can't keep the messed-up word stuff all the time. Your common sense is resisting it right :D
/sob I know, my Mom taught me too well!! And no I am not Alamo, but yes I was inspired by him to make it, and I know it is crap and will probably never be as good.
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Post by
Queggy
thanks
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Mischieff
Beingg Roge is cool, cause u are like, “I wish I was as invisble as my sisterz pimplez, lol!!!!1!” cAUSE bein a roge is like bein a pimple wth makup smeared on top sos that noneone can see u!!! This is y roges is sometimes called rouges!!
Lulz
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Post by
Queggy
I hope you diaf. Regardless of what you may think or believe you are not cool for typing in such a fashion. I hope someone smashes your keyboard.
Reading your article made me look like my avatar.
2 things:
1st) what does diaf mean?
2nd) I don't think I'm cool for typing like that, I think it sounds and looks stupid. But that is the point, the whole post is supposed to look and sound stupid. It's a lowbrow attempt at humor.
Post by
hezec
1st) what does diaf mean?Die in a fire.
Post by
Queggy
how lovely . . .
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