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Funnyiest things youve ever heard a noob say
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Post by
Gonwoe
lvl 70 something outside Stormwind, chatting with my lvl 19 huntard twink.
I'm dueling fellow toons in their teens when suddenly the 70-something asks:
"whats a twink?"
The 70-something then proceeds to discuss epic-quality gear and raids, etc, with another high level end-game toon.
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Post by
sasexw
Me tanking a HoS , first pull i start taking dmg..
80% no heal
70% no heal
50% no heal
35% no heal(i was like , ok .. he will heal now..)
10% no heal!
0%.dead.
Healer priest:Noob war!You cant tank , you take too much dmg!
Warrior removed from the group.
Healer whispers:woops , sorry i was healing rogue!
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Post by
zhaozhou
I was hoping for some good quotes here, but mostly it's just beginners, not idiots... (newbs, not noobs)
Post by
wrongwayassassin
Me tanking a HoS , first pull i start taking dmg..
80% no heal
70% no heal
50% no heal
35% no heal(i was like , ok .. he will heal now..)
10% no heal!
0%.dead.
Healer priest:Noob war!You cant tank , you take too much dmg!
Warrior removed from the group.
Healer whispers:woops , sorry i was healing rogue!
Bwahahahaa
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445419
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Post by
Mattchew
Noob Whispers me "how can u afford all these thrown wep replacements!" (He was a Level 32 hunter)
Me - "u leveled to 32 with thrown weps? 0.0"
Noob- " omg u dont know anything"
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Arikan
Roughly 85% of anything said in the trade channel, ever.
Post by
aunaauna
See my sig.
The DK Tanks crying out that 3.2 was going to break them because of the change of 10% hp to 6% Stam.
Even after kindly linking simple math to show the change to be extremely marginal (possibly better in Higher gear levels), he left me with what's in mah sig.
the stam change was not the only thing. We also had major armor nerfs, and everyone else got buffed (double block values). I think unholy is dead now, without the self healing like blood or the migitation of frost.
On topic, I had a death knight ask me where the death knight starting quests were (He somehow got to orgrimmar and hadnt done the chain yet)
DK Tanks are broken. They take more damage than I recieve in tree form. They have low hp.
There is no point to a DK tank. DK tanks are by far the worst tanks of all.
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Skekzok
After doing OS:
noob: "Can we reset and do it again?"
/headdesk
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